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akittensblog:

hannawolfcross:

theghostparty:

pondermoofin:

vaniirox:

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

 #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.

it’s updated

Rebloggin for the comments.

Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.

I love you

ALL of you

this just keeps getting better!!!

Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.

And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”

“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”

“Oh my god, dad…”

“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”

“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”

And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”

“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”

“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”

“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”

“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”

“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”

“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”

“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”

“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”

“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”

“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”

“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”

“Dad…”

“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”

“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”

#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen

#he never calls her back

I’m sorry

but this just keeps getting better and better

EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS

OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying

It gets better every time!

I am CRYING oh my god

[[And there will be that one guy.

He won’t run or never call again.

He’ll sit there and play along.

“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”

It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]

I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong. 

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norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman. 

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

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pokemon-connoisseur-lucario:

frostblaze354:

maats-asp:

Teachers. I love you when you love your kids, and I wish the system wasn’t rigged to make you all hate your jobs.

Wuv ya teachers!

They’re so underappreciated. Yay teachers!

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samtsunami:

lenorehoult:

A THOUSAND RE-BLOGS! probably one of the best anti-rape campaigns I have ever seen

I love this but I really hate how it shows that only men are capable of sexual assault and rape. Women are just as capable of verbally, sexually, and physically abusing their partner.

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omglolz123:

psionictrickster:

homestuck-clarification-kinda:

asylumsweetie:

benedict-cutiebatch:

brownblood:

wheresocietydies:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

askemmiethedemon:

mrs-davestrider:

poptarts-and-shit:

eridans-magical-butt:

tunetechgoghead:

i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:

baby-blion:

Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park? 

You come in and immediately get killed

nepetas spining teacups 

vriskas ship

equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )

gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)

eridan and feferis water corners

tavroses midevil themed sector 

aradias excavitions 

kanayas giftshop( only clothes)

terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)

karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “

solluxes  videogame arcade

jades lazertag

johns indoor skydiving 

daves music center

roses bookstore

a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach

… should i go on?

yes plEASE

I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH

And..
Betty Crocker consession stands
A meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)
Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game store
Darkleer’s archary range
A live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar  
Terezi’s Build-A-Scalemate
Dolorsa’s Daycare
Summoner’s Petting zoo

A big stage for strife shows

Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)

An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides

Prospit with all Prospit themed rides

God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon

People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)

Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played 

 Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Mituna and Latula’s skate park

A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)

Jane’s Bakery

Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)

Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood 

Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller

FLARPing

Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)

Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)

A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this

Callilope’s makeover 

The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)

Trickster land

Hussie’s tear-waterworks

Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)

Ms.Paint art house

Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH

Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?

Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.

How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!

Damara and Rufioh’s anime theater or viewing room or something

A Colonel Sassacre playing pranks on all the workers

Aranea’s story tellings

A place filled with just horses because, well, horses 

Everycannon stuffed animal ever on sale everywhere plus more

Kurloz and Meulin teaching people basic sigh language because why not

A booth with Meenah and braiding and the Condense and just hair stuff

THE MAYOR AND CAN TOWN! 

At night Prospit and Derse have light shows showing things in the clouds and other things in the sky

Doc scratch handing out Scotty dogs

Live rap battles

A coaster to simulate DIrk’s rocket board and Tavro’s rocket chair and Vriska’s rocket shoes 

So many possibilities! IF THIS WERE A REAL PLACE I WOULD NEVER LEAVE

GAAAHHHHHHDAMMIT. NOW I’M EXCITED FOR A THING THAT DOESN’T EVEN HINT AT EXISTING.

TWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEETTT

(via animated-reality)

fandom-mused:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

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This is kind of a cop out because there are so many animes that have tiny fandoms, and it would at least triple the number of fandoms I have to do right now. I will do a few of the larger anime fandoms separately, but this is all I can do for the rest so they are still included.

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needthatchaos:

wallacewellsbian:

drxlabs:

silveryheart:

demonmilk:

“By altering the structure of the carotenes and carotenoid pigments in the watermelon, the group was able to “reprogram” the watermelon’s genetic code to create a product with flesh in various hues based on a simple input in the first two weeks of the watermelon’s growth cycle. According to researchers, although the watermelon may look vastly different on the inside, the actual taste and nutritional benefits of the fruit remain unchanged.”

SCIENCE.

SCIENCE

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